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Caption Game Archive

3/12/2003
   At a pre-Oscar press conference, Kathy Bates talks about her constant battle with unattractiveness.
3/23/2003
   Surprisingly, the Channel 62 Car Guys' "Let a Sista' Put You Behind the Wheel For a Steal!" ad campaign didn't seem like such a good idea after all.
3/31/2003
   No Mr. Seagal. The glasses don't make you look fat.
4/7/2003
   . . . A scene from Spike Lee's new film , "Barnyard Fever".
4/14/2003
   Stylish haircut - $8.50 ... White short-sleeved polyester guayabera-type shirt - $17.99 ... portly fitted black coat & trousers ... $119.99 ... Kev looking like a complete DORK poolside at the Playboy Mansion without a Playmate in sight ... PRICELESS!!
4/21/2003
   Posing with her blue ribbon presentation, sixth grader earns scholarship dollars with her winning entry for this year's "SAY NO TO DRUGS!" campaign.
4/27/2003
   We're here, we're queer, and we hunt deer!
5/5/2003
   Hey you just killed 125 Iraqi soldiers. What are you gonna do now? "I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!"
5/12/2003
   When I push mine together they look like a hairy ass.
5/19/2003
   we had to restrain him, but we were finally able to floss lumpy's teeth. free lunch for me!
5/27/2003
   Fat guy in a little haaaaat.
6/1/2003
   Random thoughts of an idiot: I sure hope that this picture never makes it to the internet where Kevheads will just go for the easy gay joke. How many times do I have to tell Kevheads that I'm not gay. I can't be gay, I drive a truck....
6/9/2003
   "He's got the whole world - up his ass....."
6/16/2003
   Fat Camp escapee is lured back safely!!!
6/23/2003
   Hey look, It's 6:55a.m., I weigh 655 lbs, and I am number 655. What a coincidence.
6/30/2003
   Forced to wear the Lumpy suit, and prone to Kev's lewed advances, Pirahana man can't wait till the day his sleeper cell is awoke.
7/7/2003
   The Four Season's may be a five star hotel, however I would rate the new lower Wacker Drive a 10!
7/14/2003
   McDonald's, the official sponsor of the Sumo Preparatory School.
7/21/2003
   Kev and his pit crew get ready for the Dumbass 500.
7/28/2003
   I told you there are black people in wisconsin, son!
8/4/2003
   Hey you, Yeah I'm talkin'to you, you Jackass. Got any spare change? You know I use to be assistant program director and do sports for a radio station in Chicago until some Idiot fired me.
8/11/2003
   Getting ready to re-enter the dating pool, Lumpy stands atop his "sweet ride"
8/19/2003
   Vote for me the "wut you talkin about" guy.
8/25/2003
   The world's three biggest boobs.
9/2/2003
   I'm drunk. I have a bra on my head. I'm with 2 girls. Deb's gonna rip off my dick.
9/15/2003
   "Want To Really Satisfy Your Man, Even Though You Drive A Truck?
9/23/2003
   Nearly 50 years after the fact, the parents of Jeff Schwartz & Jim Shorts admit to attending a wild swingers party together. Even worse, they finally decided to tell Jeff and Jim about their half-brother "JIF"
9/29/2003
   Duuude...This Rocks, I can totally feel her boob through my jacket.
10/5/2003
   GEEEEE, I don't know Sir. My ass is still killing me from the last demonstration...
10/14/2003
   5..10...15...20...Yep it's enough....You can have Lumpy as your bitch for tonight....10 bucks more and you can get Kev too.
10/21/2003
   It's alright Kev, We are going to make you feel as gay as you Look!
10/27/2003
   that's very nice arnie...i'll hang it on the fridge with the others
11/4/2003
   "Well we do have something in common Otis. You have a BIG ONE, while I am a BIG One."
11/12/2003
   After screaming 'FREEBIRD' for the 10th time during the Wayne Newton show, this jackass is pleasantly escorted of the property by Spartacus the Happy Nut Crushing Casino Jester!
11/24/2003
   A jackass and a monkey walk into a bar.....
12/7/2003
   All of my girls are booked for tonight Mr. Matthews, but I'll give you half off this guy for an hour.
1/5/2004
   How else are you going to scratch 'em when the ref says that you can't touch the balls with your hands?
1/13/2004
   HO...HO...HO....stick em up....whitey...
1/20/2004
   Whoever judges these for the funniest caption is a douche bag... none of the top ten are ever mine, nor are they particularly funny. The rejected one's are far more creative and funny. Eat me you ass heads!
2/16/2004
   Dumb Ass , Jack Ass , and Lard Ass attorneys at law.
2/29/2004
   AFTER BEING CAUGHT MASTERBATING ON THE 18TH GREEN AT ST. ANDREWS, GLEN SHORTS HAPPILY SURRENDERS TO SCOTTISH AUTHORITIES.
3/8/2004
   ......."anywhere" she said....and he picks her damn elbow. What a homo.
3/15/2004
   >Sigh<.....She's hot AND she plays the dildoes!!!!!